Two nights ago I went to a bar and met a magician. His name was Magic Jay. He performed a series of card tricks which, as I drank more, became more and more amazing. When I went home and took off my clothes, I found an Ace of Hearts in my bra. I don't really know how that happened.
AMAZING, YOU SLUT!
ReplyDeleteI wish I had skills like that! That is amazing.
ReplyDeleteDid it have his phone number on it? If not, FAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIL!
ReplyDeleteOh my God! That IS what magic is fooooor!
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