Gross #13/Awful #2/Dumb #2 (Sexting!)

You know that thing where someone accidentally sends you a text about you that was meant for someone else? I've gotten a few of these- three of them in two weeks one time. One of them was sent from a girl whose house I was at, and it said "He's still here. It's been awful." I've also done it twice. The first time, it was about my sister's birth control. The second time happened last night, with this guy I met one time and have not spoken to at all since, because he's sort of lame and annoying. The worst part is that I was kind of trying not to be a dick, and then I was such a dick!

Matt (11:00 PM): Help.
Me (11:01 PM): Help? What's up?
Matt (11:01 PM): I have this raging erection
Matt (11:01 PM): And it won't go away

Me (11:03 PM): Dude. This is the most pathetic and unappealing way a person has ever tried to hit on me. Hands down.
Matt (11:05 PM): ...I wasn't trying to hit on you. It was a joke.
Me (11:05 PM): Good one.
Matt (11:05 PM): Sorry, I guess I shouldn't went with "hi" or "Sup"
Matt (11:05 PM): *shouldve
Matt (11:07 PM): I wow. I feel stupid now. I just can't win with you, can I?
Me (11:10 PM): Matt. Relax.

Matt (11:12 PM): I was texting you to see if you wanted to grab dinner sometime this week?
Matt (11:12 PM): No stupid pick up lines involved.
Me (11:14 PM): Text me sometime. I'm moving this week, but I might be free.
Matt (11:14 PM): Do you need any help? I have arms. And legs. And a jeep.
Me (11:15 PM): I'm covered, but thanks.
Me (11:28 PM): Just had the following text conversation with a guy I met one time but did not make out with or fuck--
Me (11:29 PM):

Matt (11:00 PM): Help.
Me (11:01 PM): Help? What's up?
Matt (11:01 PM): I have this raging erection
Matt (11:01 PM): And it won't go away

Matt (11:30 PM): ...pretty sure you sent this to the wrong person.
Matt (11:31 PM): Good luck with the move David. Later.
Me (11:32 PM): Jesus. I am so fucking embarrassed. And sorry. Shit. I am really sorry.
Matt (11:34 PM): David. Relax.