I've been looking for a new place to live. I finally committed to a place where I'll be living with two really cool nerds in a really cool house today, but before that, I put out an ad on craigslist. I got a few insane responses, but I wanted to share the most insane response I got.
Subject: This is a compliment.........you sound interesting!
if you are a girl and
if interested..........go here www.myspace.com/misipitrik but even if you're not into Vikings...come hear me play sometime....you sound like you might like 'jirmenko music(folk-flamenco-Pine Top Perkins-no shit)
Ragnar and I are looking for a roommate, not a renter. We will negotiate, of course. This is the way it's got to be. I play at open mic at Hill's Cafe on S. Congress on Tuesday's after 7:00 pm, and usually at Trophy's on S. Congress after 9:00 pm and now BB Rovers at 7:00 on Sundays............come incognito if you wish, if you are blasted right through the wall say hi and I'll buy you a Guinness....we'll talk(I got scammed when I got here, with me you will know what's going on....totally. Go here: www.myspace.com/misipitrik click 3 times on the Texas DL Pic then go to profile and blog.
One huge studio size room($500.00abp) or one oversized bedroom($400.00abp)Cable hookup, washer, dryer, fridge, gas stove, deck big enough for a blues band, privacy fence with 8 trees inside and 11 around, hanging over/also, living room carpeted with fireplace-rest tile/hardwood, ceiling fans in bedrooms, two large cactus plants growing together in back yard......Ragnar the Terrible(fatboy) can get up to speed(100 lb sweetie), older/like a cabin...... I have a night dayjob......my peers are Kris Kristofferson and Jimmy Buffet......we are all pilots...who pick, who started out to be astronauts....I'm the only one who made it(Graduate/An Officer and a Gentleman School/Star Fleet Academy, also BA Eng Lit, Scholarship athlete, No. one Salesman for Texaco 1971
If you like/understand what you hear and bring something to the table.........say hi, we will shoot the shit.
What I'm looking for is a sense of humor attached to a real live girl..............like: Rita Rudner, Bonanza Jeally Bean, Tina Fey, Judy Meredith(the real Bonanza Jelly Bean..."Heavy Duty Judy" in older blogs..if you can get into the stupid mutherfucker now that it's new and improved...I can't, Margret Mead(but a Cowboy/Pilot/Picker with a coon dawg........maybe. Ragnar and I have been here 10 months looking for just that.................I'm going to make a video soon(music and stand up in the music room). One more thing......I'm cocky, not arrogant, I can back this shit up...quote: Karen Green, two time Grammy winning sax player in 1997.."you are probably the best acoustic guitarist who ever lived who wasn't a musician.......uh, ok
Also bring Poise pads, I'm kinda funny
You......college graduate unless you are a cowgirl with a coondawg, play the blues or can make me laugh Trik 512 *** ****
neighbors: they don't want me to know they are there
Applegate and Jean Dr area
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