I was dancing with some friends last night. There was a terrible smell around us, and it started to get unbearable after a little bit. My friend Jeremy leaned over to me and said:
"It smells like when someone busts in your asshole, and then you poop it out the next morning."
The thing that you don't know - or didn't know until now - is that that smell might've been me farting in the anonymity of the dance floor.
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