On the phone with a friend two days ago accidentally said, "It's so fun being bad!"
As if I was my mom and I just had a margarita before 5pm and said, "It's 5pm somewhere! ..."
Also, this is my life:
Also, this is my life:
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| Don't we look so good together? Isn't my hair so beautiful? |
And a lovely million-year-old man and his little Irish wife came into the restaurant where I work today and played checkers for hours together. When I was bringing the check to the table, the man said, "Can I ask you a question? Is it rude for a man to beat his wife in checkers?" I said, "Depends on the wife." She laughed a little, and he reached for her hand across the table. "I don't think she cares. It took 55 years, but she finally stops caring if I win." Then he turns to me. "I hope you have the good fortune to be married for 55 years."
And I burst out laughing so hard that I spilled coffee on myself.
Sometimes I feel like I'm too horny to be in supermarkets. And yes, your hair is sooooo beautifuuuuuuuul!
ReplyDeleteIT'S SO FUN BEING BAD!
"I think I am going to have a glass of this... wine."
"Girl, you deserve it. You know what? I think I'm going to get one too!"
"Hey, it's five somewhere, right?"
"Hahahahaha!"
"Hahahahaha!"
I love that this is labeled dating on demand! Yeah! I have to learn to use labels more effectively in my posts!
ReplyDeleteIs that from a movie? Is it when a 35 year old workaholic single black woman vacations in Jamaica by herself and this 20 year old Jamaican woos her?
ReplyDeleteI need to learn how to prowl. I like that you're incorporating it into everyday activities. I'm usually too busy to make it an event. Good thinking.
Chelsea, are you describing How Stella Got Her Groove back?
ReplyDeleteAmanda, I read this on my phone while I was walking, and I laughed so hard a chunk of dried mango fell out of my mouth.
Ashley, labels are important! My favorites are drinking problems, embarrassment, gross and gay.
Oh, I WAS. That's it! I knew it. Why do I know this?
ReplyDeleteUh, because How Stella Got Her Groove Back is the only movie that has won the Oscar for best picture three consecutive years in a row.
ReplyDeleteoh man, I love this post so much
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