Text Message From a Boy Redux: Facebook Message From a Boy

You may know him as the mime that played terrible drums at that Halloween party. If you run into this human, please remember this entry and...just DON'T. He will text you "baby". He will flex at his reflection. He will grow out a bad handlebar mustache and call himself a cowboy. Here is the last exchange between the two of us. My comments are in italics, because sometimes I can't help myself.

Mime (11 de noviembre a las 6:04):
Marriage a from scenes, back that need I'll (backwards this read)

Mime (13 de noviembre a las 6:57):
?

Me (15 de noviembre a las 0:07 ):
hey,
yes i have them. our receiver just broke (i don't know why) (his response to my phone breaking the previous week was "why??" so I had to clarify this) and i'll have to take it apart to get disc 1 out of it. it's stuck in there, of course.

Mime (15 de noviembre a las 23:04):
: reasons I don't loan my things.

Me: ( 15 de noviembre a las 23:3):
you suck

Mime ( 16 de noviembre a las 1:47):

I suck, really? You're seriously one of the most boring girls I've ever met, I never felt like I could say anything meaningful to you in spite of it. Don't talk shit to me, I don't/didn't give a fuck about you or any of your psychoanalysis. You seriously know nothing about me, I'm extremely introverted with everybody. I sure as fuck didn't give you a thing (other than empty sex) and I've given that to a lot of people, and am still, was when I was with you, and will for a good while. Girls are nothing but games. Give me my DVD you borrowed: you can just drop it off any night, to ---- at ---- -----. If we never spoke again I wouldn't give two fucks, ciao.

Me (16 de noviembre a las 2:10):
Empty sex that YOU BEGGED FOR.

Mime (16 de noviembre a las 2:23):
It's a game. Each girl is different, you weren't that intriguing, though. I never begged for anything, and was fucking/am fucking more than five girls (including you). You're not even my type at all: I just got pissed with your cavalier attitude and did or said whatever it took to fuck you again. Playing hard to get was the only thing that interested me, and that wasn't that fruitful considering I'd already fucked you, but I could've went further, it just got old.
Note: I had stopped talking to the kid. He later apologized for...he wasn't quite sure...then he texted me "I'm in love with you" after suggesting we watch Toy Story 3 and have make-up sex.

Me ( 16 de noviembre a las 17:36):
You asked ----- for my number the next day. Then you texted me asking if we could see each other again. I was OK with never seeing or talking to you again.
Ooh gosh, you've really got us women figured out. Doing and saying whatever it takes to get fucked is not sly, it's pathetic.
I don't care who you're fucking now or who you were fucking while we were hooking up. And don't be naive enough to think I wasn't doing the same thing. (I wasn't.)
Playing hard to get always works. If my arrogance gets me laid, then that's awesome.

Mime (16 de noviembre a las 17:40):
That's true, but you don't have much else, perhaps I thought you did at some point.

Mime (16 de noviembre a las 17:41):
I'm sorry, but you have nothing to be arrogant about (except the fact that I'm smarter than you and have a college education), my friends were all asking me why I was even fucking with you. ("friends".)

Me (17 de noviembre a las 21:36):
Is that supposed to hurt my feelings? I don't care what your friends think of me. My roommate and I tried to take the receiver apart and it's impossible to get DVD 1 out. I can leave the others with ----- at my earliest convenience.
Man, you really shouldn't lend your things out.

Me (17 de noviembre a las 21:40):
Also, please do not attempt to come over my house. I will call the cops.

Mime (17 de noviembre a las 21:43):
--------: you're a fucking idiot. (Good one!)

Mime (17 de noviembre a las 21:47):
Give me my DVD back (what the fuck is a receiver) that's a stereo component? Your DVD player? Fucking idiot. Do you understand how fucking stupid you sounded at ------'s? There was no way to keep a straight face.

Me (18 de noviembre a las 0:54):
Attached is a picture of a receiver. I'm blocking you now, I'm sure ----- will let you know when your DVD is at ---- -----.