Gross #4/Awful #1

My roommate and I got hungry and made ourselves some food. I made two sandwiches, and each one had mayo, whole grain mustard, tomato, provolone, cajun turkey and a fried egg in it. They were awesome.

Once I had stuffed both of them into my face, we started talking. She said this to me:

"Oh my god, you're the big gay wolf. You're all manly, and you walk around with your big, erect dick, and you just lay claim to all these gay boys."

Scary and gross, so here it is.