My Cousin.

We all have cousins that are the worst. This is mine:

These are the things he says:

"Of course that broke. It probably came from China. Stupid China."

"I'm so glad you two aren't dating any more. His skinny jeans! They were so dumb. He would grow up and eat rice and beans at the artist's festival."

"Gay says what." (Many times.)

"As Paula Deen says, 'You want the best seat in the house, move the cat.'" (Then his mom says the same thing to me about a half hour later. Then his father says it again to me the next morning.)

"You know there is a movie called, 'You Say What, You're Gay.'"

"Everything bad comes from foreign. Look at Obama? Oh, hey, that's where I found my stick." (We were on a terrible hike together.)

Rather than address the obvious issues, I took pictures of him. Here he is, being himself.