Gross #6

Last night, Lisa's truck got stuck on the remains of a pole. We tried lifting it off with a jack and with our hands, and then some drunk lady tried to push Lisa's truck with her truck, but in the end I called AAA. They told us it would be 45 minutes, which was exactly enough time for us to take my friend Jeremy's car to Whataburger, buy a ton of food, and eat it in/spill it all over Lisa's truck at 3AM.

This morning, I went to court for a public intoxication charge. I was still a little drunk. The prosecutor decided I did not need to take an alcohol awareness course. That guy is pretty cool.