The Way I Live Now.

I am OK! Kind of!

I had been in monogamous relationships for four years and, well, now am not in one. Rather than, I don't know, go to India and eat and pray on shit, my life has become a series of escalating idiotic experiments. Every day (and, admittedly, mostly under the influence) I've taken to doing things in a way only someone who lives alone would do. It started out very slowly, like accumulating a good deal of junk. Then my bed became my desk, because then I didn't have to leave my bed to start work in the morning. Then I bought a box of juice pops that were very delicious. I ate some. I loved them. Then I decided that I could eat them for breakfast without consequence.

This morning I ate my popsicle for breakfast while in the shower, still drunk, singing Lil' Wayne's Right Above It. My favorite line is "Women are possessive, and they try to possess Wayne."

I sing it "Women are possessive, and they try to possess me."